HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his lovely wife told him that when she glanced outside, she'd noticed that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she pointed out that even George could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone IN your house?" and he said "no".

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. Immediately, George had second thoughts of his tendency to be honest with the police.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted slowly to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all. Every last one of the bastards!"

Then he hung up.

Within five minutes four police cars, an Armed Response unit, a Supervisor, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Ya just gotta love those 911 operators, . . . Right??

God Bless,
Dan'L