Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?


Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!

The questions might go like this, . . . .

Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that you attended Harvard University, . . . "

Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, Your Honor, I certainly did."

JA: "Did you graduate?"

SK: "Your Honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life, . . . "

JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violatingthe honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"

SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from askingquestions about my private matters, . . . "

Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the Judge's questions. He answered all of yours, . . . "

JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session ofthe university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examinationand subsequent expulsion from the university, . . . . "

SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. (turning to his chief of staff, microphone still on), remind me to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of these religious nuts..."

JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your car at Chappaquiddick, when you said you were asleep all night, . . . " [Kennedy shuffles his papers, stuffing them into an old leather briefcase, and flees the hearing room in a huff, with ten staffers in tow]

Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware, . . . "

CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school for plagiarizing another student's work?"

SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you, . . . " [Biden flees the hearing room]

Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein, Democrat of California, . . . "

JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"

SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you, . . . " [Feinstein flees the hearing room ]

Senator Specter: "Since Senator Schumer seems to be hiding under the table, I must adjourn, . . . . We stand in adjounment until our dear friends, (ahem, ), ummmmm, . . . . grow some cajones!

God Bless,
Dan'L