Another Moron Celebrity
Brittany's got nothin' on the Lead Stoner

Filed under: Men's Health, Celebrities

He's 64 and a father to seven kids with four different women, but that hasn't deterred Mick Jagger from wanting to become a father again with current gal pal L'Wren Scott. And the skinny senior has apparently adopted a new healthy diet to increase his fertility odds, according to this article.

What's on his list of must-have fertility foods? Avocados, for one. They're believed by the Aztecs to improve men's sexual prowess. He's also drinking lots of goji berry juice, which is known in some circles as 'fruit Viagra.'

I've never heard of either of these being good for fertility, but hey -- whatever works.

The author of this little news blurb, asks, "What do you think of Mick's fertility plans?"

You really shouldn't ask me that. I specialize in the investigation of people who can easily be described as "less than wholesome parents." I've seen the gamut from complete wastes of protoplasm dead-beat dads, to mothers who would rather have a drink, or smoke a joint, or see some waste of protoplasm boyfriend, than to spend even a few minutes of quality time with their own child/children.

I'm also in the process of putting together a book on the subject, which we hope to be ready to present to the publishers by the second week of February of 2008. My co-author is my partner and significant other, Cindy Sorensen. She is an accredited Criminal Profiler, not unlike those FBI agents, you see on the CBS hit television show, "Criminal Minds." She is one of 236 accredited profilers, nationally.

In the early 1950s, as a nation, we began to excuse the behavior of mothers who wanted to increase their standard of living, by taking a job outside the home, calling it a "career." Through incrementalism, we have softened our national position on these matters, with absolutely no thought of what it has done to the children.

When a child goes into the institutionalization of "day care," the parents are promised the world, when it comes to how their pride and joy will be cared for, doted over, fed, diapers changed, loved, played with, and mommy goes away with a real warm-fuzzy about having done the right thing. Not so much!

Truth is, the day care industry has few governmental controls in most jurisdictions, and even less, in the remainder. All of them tell their clients what the clients want to hear, when it comes time to sign on the dotted line. In reality the care provided is less than optimum, and could NEVER match that of a real parent, no matter what.

That same incrementalism is what led to the recent homicidal maniac named Robbie Hawkins, to kill eight innocent people, and wound five others, before killing himself, in what any normal-thinking human being would call, "a tremendously callous act of cowardice." Fact is, he didn't see it that way. He thought that he'd be admired, . . . and even scarier, . . . HE IS!

Even though he's dead, he is admired by his peers, a group of kids that grew up under very similar circumstances. A group of kids that went into foster care, or the day care institutionalization, at an early age, who grew up in a broken home, divided by a completely clueless court system, to live with BOTH mom and dad, . . . not knowing what it's like to have your own room, to sleep in the very same bed every night, . . . who grew up knowing that they didn't have a value that would be equivalent to that of their parents standard of living.

A whole generation of children have grown up under nearly identical circumstances, and they're allowed to play violent video games to the point of addiction, and they live in a world of complete fantasy, with practically no consequences for their actions, except to hear a few notes of sinister music, accompanied by the words, "Game Over!" But, guys like Robbie Hawkins don't get the opportunity to play again, as his parents threw him away when he was three years of age, and the system of government that took responsibility for him, completely dropped the ball. Thirteen fellow citizens paid a very high price for those mistakes, and we need to hold someone responsible.

Robbie Hawkins was a textbook example of what has happened to the fabric of our society, through the implementation of a very liberal approach to the responsibilities of parenthood. I fear that the Mick Jaggers and Brittany Spears of this world are creating a new set of role models for the children of our perpetuity to look up to. Do you suppose they have given any thought to those aspects of parenthood?

God Bless,

Dan'L